That Little Box
You know that little box that betas always have on their registration form?
Earlier today, while signing up for a pretty DevjaVu account, there was a little note on the bottom of the form that simply stated “add some flavor”.
So I did. And this is what came out…
The Story of the Happy Unicorns and the Man-eating Bear
Once, in the far away land known as jumanji, there were unicorns. These unicorns weren’t just unicorns, but they had magical powers, and they went around wreaking havoc on all of the powers of the land. They collected taxes, and sprinkled fairy dust all over people who didn’t listen to them and those people turned into minions.
Then, one day, a giant bear came into the land. He chased the unicorns around like little pieces of fruit. The unicorns left the land, and he came to rule the earth. Then the world ended and everyone died. The end.(Disclaimer: the author of this story was not and never has been on any substance or narcotic before in his life, he’d just really like a DevjaVu account).
I haven’t gotten a response back yet, but I’m sure they’ll like it.
Update: just got it.
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Mike Lundy had a thought ¬
And we definitely had a laugh! Hope you enjoy it
- Mike @ DevjaVu
⇒ June 18, 2007, 2:37 am